Two guys overheard in a bar near Wall Street...
"My wife is crazy."
"What has she done now?"
"She's buying makeup she claims is collectible."
"Is it expensive?"
"Not really, but she doesn't use it - she just gazes at it. She says it's a masterpiece of color."
"Hey, at least she's not hanging around at Christie's with my wife, who's threatening to buy a Richard Diebenkorn painting."
So it goes.
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